A note from Dumbo Dippinbiscuits

From an e-mail forward I received from my friend, Goober Dippindoodle, an elementary school teacher (obviously)... just what I needed on a Thursday after a tough week! Enjoy.

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose of humor

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated. And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniff. The following in excerpted from a children's book, "Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t= tootsie
u= dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z= zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half your new last name:
a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f= breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Fluffy Chucklefanny.

And my boyfriend is Snickle Chuckledoodle. Man, I could do this all day.